My love life

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

angelosnyder is not gay

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Anti Joke

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