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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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