what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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This is not funny.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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