Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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