You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Wolfjob.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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