Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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