Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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The game.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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