- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Shea's sty....

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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