Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

so the weather's nice...

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Roses come in a variety of colors.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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