- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A women in the kitchen.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

every knight i see an owl at window

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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