- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves