I went to school. Then I came home.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

whats yellow? lots of things.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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