What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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