- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

A man walks into a bar

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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