- Anti Joke

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.