- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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