What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Rebecca Black's career.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

President Donald Trump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...