Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Knock, Knock ...

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poopoo

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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