- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Call of Duty is a good game.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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