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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

"Knock knock." "No."

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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