- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Sex vagina. lol.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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