- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Don't believe in Atheists.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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