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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

100 chefs walk into a bar

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What did Washington say to California? WC

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

- Helen Keller

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Justin

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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