Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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The NBA and womens sports

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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