Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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- Helen Keller

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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