- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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