- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

A train poops its pants.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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