- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.