- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

John Cena for president

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Barack Obama.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

no really what are ur names?

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