Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What is the difference?

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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