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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

sorry got to poo

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Asians

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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