- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Womens rights.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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