- Anti Joke

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

SBB

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.