- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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