If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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This is not a joke

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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