The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A dog was barking at a tree

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

roses are red violets are indigo

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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