- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

DEATH.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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