- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

I am dyslexic

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess