- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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