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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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