- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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