One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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A jew enters a mall.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Barack Obama.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Anti Joke

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