- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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