Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Amazing

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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