- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Lindsay Lohan

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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