Casey Anthony kills a baby

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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