- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What did the snake say to the rat?

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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