A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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