why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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