- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

im not black, im Joseph Kony

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

This is a joke.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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