What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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