- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a black man? Black

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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