- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Ron Paul for President!

matt is fat

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Women's Rights

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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