Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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