- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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