- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

My mom

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

People with cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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