- Anti Joke

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Yanter, Look it up

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

whats the best thing about polio...death

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.