So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Miscarriages.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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