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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

I once did something.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

everyone dislike this

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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