A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a black man? Black

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Miscarriages.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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