- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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