how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Womens rights

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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minorities

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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