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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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