Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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