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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Don't believe in Atheists.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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