What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

I'm gay.

hi penis ham telephone

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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