whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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