- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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