- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

If youre African, why are you white?

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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