what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What if I told you.....potatoe

VAL SUCKS

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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