What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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