What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

epic win?

This is an anti-joke.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

TIMMY

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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