Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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you first

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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i had sex.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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National security?

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