Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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DEATH.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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