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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Asians

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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