If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

sharks

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Womens basketball

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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