Sex education in Texas.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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