women's rights, lol

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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