What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

PIED NINNY!

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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