a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Charlie Sheen

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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