What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Poop

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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