- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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