- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Good job, son.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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