- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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