whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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