- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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