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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Sex education in Texas.

Dyslexia ruels!

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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