- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

what is the color of a burp burple

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