Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Dance is a sport

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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