What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's white and gluey Glue

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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