Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Caramel Boing.

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Woman rights.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Your mother is so fat.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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retard

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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