How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Women's rights.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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