- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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