No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Poop

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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