- Anti Joke

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

It got hit by a rocket.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley