- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Santa isn't real

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Rick santorum

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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