- Anti Joke

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr