What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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