- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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