A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A sober Irish individual.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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A bar walks into a man

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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