Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Pineapple.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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