- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Were can you find a bag of meth?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Today is March 22.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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