- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Robert Mugabe.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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