- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Santa isn't real

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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