If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Terraria

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Anti Joke

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