whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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where is the world?

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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