What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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